I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
NoShamevember. You game?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My bed smells like the plague
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
