Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i think my mom watched the whole time
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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