Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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