i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize
