Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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