I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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