i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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