dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The air taste purple.
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