Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Say something about gay babies.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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