True but thats because hes a fetus.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Do plants get herpes?
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