hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
