last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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