You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he puts the penis in happiness.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
