I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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