10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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