Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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