Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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