what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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