K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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