No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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