that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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