Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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