Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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