I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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