I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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