So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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