I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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