And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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