The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize