So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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