these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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