she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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