Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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