Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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