I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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