Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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