talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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