I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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