so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The feeling are messing with the penis
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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