Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
sex in a hospital.. check
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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