White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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