If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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