alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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