He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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