Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
