Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
But theres a keg here and me gusta
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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