so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Someone shattered a urinal.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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