I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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