The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
