I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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