Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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