waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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