He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i think my cat just said my name.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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