oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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